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A zoo has been trying to get two pandas to mate for 10 years. When coronavirus shut the zoo down, the pandas finally did

A zoo has been trying to get two pandas to mate for 10 years. When coronavirus shut the zoo down, the pandas finally did

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  1. Pandas been waiting to bonk for years without hundreds of humans staring

  2. Been telling my wife that stage fright was a thing. Maybe she will close the curtains…

  3. They’re bored like the rest of us.

  4. Turns out they had performance anxiety.

  5. Could we get a little privacy over here?

  6. Pandas: Finally, these twats are gone. Now we can finally do our thing

  7. >If Ying Ying is pregnant, the gestation period for giant pandas ranges between **72 and 324 days.**

    say whaaat

  8. imagine busting a nut after holding it for 10 years

  9. “The creepy hairless apes aren’t sitting there watching us anymore. How about we get it on now?” – Panda.

  10. It’s kinda heartbreaking to think that they are so chronically stressed and unsafe in the zoo that they won’t even give in to one of the most primal instincts every animal has.

  11. This is just like me. I can’t perform if the cat’s on the bed. Get outta here you little pervert!

  12. So people were the problem, as usual?

  13. The Corona virus just starting an embarrassment of pandas over here

  14. I would guess the vast majority of animal species would rather mate in private. Would be curious what the scientific research on the subject is.

  15. What’s black and white and red all over?

    Embarrassed pandas, ya pervs.

  16. They just needed some privacy.

  17. I understand their need for pricacy

  18. Should name the little cub, “Emic”

  19. “hey, those weird monkeys are gone…wanna screw?”

  20. As I remember it’s hard to mate for pandas because female is horny one day and she might try to kill male the next day… the time window when female wants to fuck is very tiny, no more than few days a year.

  21. Obviousely they can’t do it with everyone watching.

  22. Aww! They just wanted some privacy, is all!

    (Just like anyone should.)

  23. Guess they just needed some privacy to do the nasty 😀

  24. A watched pot never boils

  25. Little privacy please! 😀

  26. Almost as if they didnt like being looked at

  27. Panda: “hey, it’s the end of the world, let’s fu… mate”
    Other Panda: “Under the usual circumstances I would slap you, but with the world ending…”

  28. What’s the saying? A watched panda never gets fucked?

  29. Life without people is giving animals and Mother Earth a breather.

  30. Lol.

    They was just want to stay alone and have fun without people around seeing

  31. I mean, unless I were a porn star, I wouldn’t feel comfortable fucking in front of other people, either.

  32. Hey, you wouldn’t be able to get in the mood with a bunch of aliens watching you and your SO do it.

  33. It’s almost like captivity and being watched by humans for profit is bad for animals

  34. Perhaps being stared at and judged isn’t an aphrodisiac . . .

    Glad Mr. and Ms. Panda got to get it on

  35. We might live in a society, but it’s fucking stressful.

  36. They have been just looking for some privacy all along.

  37. They just wanted some privacy

  38. Waiting until privacy is guaranteed

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