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India: Coronavirus can be treated by cow urine, dung – Hindu Mahasabha president

India: Coronavirus can be treated by cow urine, dung – Hindu Mahasabha president

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  1. Who knew “eat shit and die” would become a prescription?

    >”Consuming cow urine and cow dung will stop the effect of infectious coronavirus. A person who chants Om Namah Shivay and applies cow dung on body, will be saved. A special yagna ritual will soon be performed to kill coronavirus,” said Chakrapani.

  2. I know I’ll get downvoted but someone has to say it, so I’ll do it.

    I wouldn’t take any health advice from India. *drops mic*

  3. Not sure who is more dangerous, Swami Chakrapani Maharaj or Gwyneth Paltrow.

  4. Wait, can it?

    How?

    Topically, or do I have to drink it?

  5. you don’t know he’s wrong

    I heard you ingest cow feces and urine for 100 years, you’ll live a long long time

  6. This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.indiatvnews.com/news/india/coronavirus-treatment-cow-urine-cow-dung-hindu-mahasabha-president-swami-chakrapani-maharaj-584736) reduced by 59%. (I’m a bot)
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    > As the coronavirus scare runs across the world with one confirmed case in India, Hindu Mahasabha has proposed bizarre treatment for the dreaded virus infection.

    > Swami Chakrapani Maharaj, president of Hindu Mahasabha, on Friday said cow urine and cow dung can be used for treating novel coronavirus disease.

    > "Consuming cow urine and cow dung will stop the effect of infectious coronavirus. A person who chants Om Namah Shivay and applies cow dung on body, will be saved. A special yagna ritual will soon be performed to kill coronavirus," said Chakrapani.

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  7. It can, but I guess it’s as effective as horse urine.

  8. And magical spells and talismans. Don’t forget those, India.

  9. Coronavirus can’t spread of something spread faster.

  10. I guess we’re going to see how effective those opinions are, if they’re widespread.

  11. I heard the real cure was ground up endangered rhino horns eaten then shit out by donkeys, brewed into a tea.

  12. This would make a great South Park episode

  13. There’s some truth to that: if you cover yourself in cow urine and dung, no-one will come near enough to give you coronavirus in the first place.

  14. Headache-cup a pee, toothache-hot pee, black eye-iced pee

    India, please…stop pushing the pee pee!

  15. You can tell he knows what he’s talking about, just look how big his turban is. /s

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