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‘We will send police. With flame-throwers’: Italian mayors lose it at people refusing to self isolate

‘We will send police. With flame-throwers’: Italian mayors lose it at people refusing to self isolate

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  1. The cleaners from The Division are becoming real!

  2. > “Getting in mobile hairdressers? What the f*** is that for?” Antonio Tutolo, the mayor of Lucera said. “Who the f*** is supposed to even see you with your hair all done in a casket?

    Mayors in Italy don’t fuck about.

  3. *“Getting in mobile hairdressers? What the f*** is that for?” Antonio Tutolo, the mayor of Lucera said. “Who the f*** is supposed to even see you with your hair all done in a casket?”*

    *“Do you understand the casket will be closed?” he said.*

  4. He is not a simple mayor. He is Vincenzo De Luca and he is the governor of Campania, the 3rd Italian region for population (5,80M) after Lombardia (10M) and Lazio (5,87M).
    It is also the densest Italian region (424 inhabitants/km^2 ).
    For geographical reference, Campania is the region where there are Naples, Capri, Sorrento, Vesuvius, Pompei and Costiera Amalfitana.

    EDIT: it looks like my use of commas confused some people lol
    Obviously 5,80M is 5 Million and 800k and 5,87M is 5 million and 870k.

  5. “BY FIRE BE PURGED!”

    – Mayor Ragnaros De Luca

  6. AND SHARKS WITH FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS

  7. Subtitles on the video are worth watching

  8. The police would barely be trained on how to use flamethrowers. Send soldiers, or supervillian henchmen.

  9. Officer with flame thrower: “Citizen! Why are you out of isolation?”
    Citizen: “I work in the flame thrower fluid industry.”
    Officer: “Oh. Carry on then.”

  10. Hey US citizens. Fucking stay at home before this is you. I’m talking to you dipshit beach goers.

  11. I initially read “people refusing to self immolate”

  12. You can’t have corona virus deaths if the goverment is the one doing the killing *taps forehead*

  13. I loved the Will Smith’s “I’m a legend” reference at the end. Spot on by the mayor.

  14. The coronavirus is like a WoW raid boss where everyone has to move 6 feet away from each other or take DoT. And there 3 or 4 people not moving in the right place and it’s overburdening the healers and we’re close to wiping.

  15. I enjoyed that angry Italian mayor montage!

  16. Quickly, somebody get Rammstein on the line!

  17. Sounds like a man passionate for his people, and informed of the risks via science. Unlike this [Florida County Official](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOifoG6zWuo) across the pond who said publicly all you need is a hot blowdryer up your nose to kill the virus. Yes, he was serious. And no, don’t do that!

  18. *shoots flame thrower off to the side* “We mean business, get back inside.”

    “WHOA, that’s badass! Do it again!”

    “…what? No, it’s supposed to scare you.”

    “Oh c’mon, do it again.”

    “*sigh* sir, it’s not working. Can I just use it on him?”

    “Johnson, what the hell is the matter with you? We do not flamethrow citizens.”

  19. You isolate or we immolate.

  20. “Where the f*** are you all going? You and your dogs… which must have an inflamed prostate?” lmao

  21. The Cleaners: Edizione Italiano.

  22. ‘Where the f*** are you all going?’ said the Mayor

  23. Whomp i read immolate and wss like fuck italy is metal

  24. If you don’t ISOLATE, we’ll IMMOLATE.

  25. someone get musk on the line.

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